when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
I just love Haru’s face when Rin doesn’t like Makoto’s food.
"Don’t you dare complain about my husband’s food bitch I taught him how to make this now shut up and eat it"
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
i have the solution a french hippopotas i have one would you like to try?
yes that’d be fantastic, friend! Is there a specific pokemon you’d like from me? Like I stated before I have lots of eevees. Message me your friend code.
friend i have a gible that’s japanese i also have assorted pokemon from around the world
ahh I have one too, I just need one that I can breed with eevee thats from a different region ; u ; Wonder trade isn’t being nice to me.